You have two cows
Socialism: You give one
to your neighbor.
Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government; then the government sells you some milk.
New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain.
Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows.
Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull.