You have two cows
Socialism: You give one
to your neighbor.
Communism:
If you have two cows,
you give them
to the government
and the government
then gives you some milk.Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government; then the government sells you some milk.
New Dealism:
You shoot one and
milk the other;
then you pour the milk
down the drain.Nazism:
The government
shoots you
and keeps the cows.Capitalism:
You sell one
and buy a bull.